Yeah, Alright, Let's crank this up!

If-a-if if if you try to duel me,
It's gonna make me stronger
I need you to play a card now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
My deck's, like, totally gonna beat ya
You may think you're harder.
But just wait for when I make my next move
When winged Kuriboh's comin' at ya

Yo, listen up home boy
Let me be the tutor
I'm 'bout to yell ya all about how we saved the future
It all started out with Jaden Yuki
hanging out in Venice.
Last thing I knew,
Crowler had me playing tennis.
But then this guy rolls up
On his motorcycle
He's got a freaky ass mask
like that Myers named Michael
He's tryna kill me, man!
For all he's worth
Shouting out this weird crap about saving the earth
And then he revs up his bike,
He's got that need for speed
It's a good thing I played all that Assassin's Creed.
But then the sky turned black
The things five times the size of a station wagon
It's in hot pursuit,
Shooting fire-balls
Got me jumping the roofs and got me climbing the walls
I try to escape,
But at the very last minute,
I whip out my duel disk and I push it to the limit sayin'

If-a-if if if you try to duel me
It's gonna' make me stronger
I need you to play a card now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
My deck's, like, totally gonna beat ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
When winged Kuriboh's comin' at ya

Well,
As it turns out I'm not the first sucker
Whose had a run in with this masked mother-fucker
But now we gotta' skip a couple hundred years ot three
'Cause this story ain't told chronologically
But hey
Don't get confused,
Understanding's a breeze
This section takes place in the world of 5D's
Yusei and his friends were just riding around
When guess who shows up with an evil sound?
He stole Yusei's dragon
And he takes off bragging
Yusei's tattoo glows
And it somehow knows
How to travel through time
And I can hear you whine
But don't you fret 'cause it's about to get

If-a-if if if you try to duel me
It's gonna make me stronger
I need you to play a card
'Cause I can't wait much longer
My deck's, like, totally gonna beat ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I make my next move
When winged Kuriboh's coming at ya

So then Yusei and I
We go back in the past
Man, this time travel gig's one hell of a blast
But, hey
This ain't Kansas
We ain't Dorothy and Toto
When all of a sudden
Here comes Yugi Muto
We team up together,
An unstoppable force
We're gonna challenge Pardox
and we'll win
Of course!
We take the guy down and we save our show
Ain't no-one gonna' mess with *Yu-Gi-Oh!*
Yeah

If-a-if if if you try to duel me
That's gonna make me stronger
I need you to play a card now.
'Cause I can't wait much longer
My deck's, like, totally gonna beat ya
You may think you're harder
But just wait for when I makr my next move
When winged Kuriboh's coming at ya

Aaaaaand done! That's a nice twist on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time. Go check that out if you've got nothing else to do 😋

-FTF
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