Sooo, hello everybody.

You're probably wondering one of the two things
1) Why haven'f you been active/updating in the past couple of months?!
2) What the hell is up with the title?

Well for those curious of #1, I've had extreme writters block and I'm not sure when I'll get back into the swing of things.

For those curious of #2:

Well *laughs nervously* It's a funny story actually.

My mom had one of her friends over Saturday night for the Iron Bowl, and she brought over her 2 year old daughter, Lily. Jenifer, Lily's mom, said she'd pay me $20 if I kept Lily entertained until the game was over.

Being the broke, money greedy person I am, I said yes. It was smoothe sailing until the game was starting to end. Me and Lily were hanging out in my room, and I left her in there with my phone on charge to go and check the score. When I came back, I heard Lily having an intense gibberish conversation with someone on the phone.......my phone.

At first, I was chill about it, thinking,"Aww she's talking to someone on the phone." I played along with it, but I didn't start to worry about my phone until Lily started to yell at the "person" on the other end of the phone. Now before I continue, note that my room is veeeeery small, maybe 10ft x 10ft, and we are sitting/standing on one side of the room.

So the conversation turned into yelling, and as I tried to grab my phone from the small child, she suddenly yells "Good bye" to the imaginary person............. and chunks my phone to the other side of the room.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

Now I will admit, it was partially my fault for not having a case on it.............. but I didn't expect her to throw it like she was the outfielder of a baseball team, throwing it to the damn catcher. As I am telling you this story, I can see that well through all of the cracks on my phone screen. 😐😤

This is my second iPhone 6, and I'm
not getting another phone until April.............. the tape annoys the shit out of me............. there's a small fiber of glass shoved in my damn thumb......... another lovely reason to hate glass screens. Don't be like me, protect your valuable from kids ages 2-5, especially if they have a good throwing arm😐.

Good night, that is all.
Thank you, I'm Author-chawn!
-FTF
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