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I will create Aperture science and download my brain into a computer, making me the smartest A.I., then make the hotdog turrets, box drones, P-Body and thenother guy, and a portal gun

If you wanna know why, IT'S ALERTURE SCIENCE, WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN