fennikin68 and I had a strange idea to make a talk show because her friends said we should have one. Fennikin is Kinka BTW

Kinka: Welcome to Thee RR. Thee RR being short for: Radioactive Randomness. Here we R with: Willow, Bishop, and myself; Kinka.

Kinka: Today we r going to be taking a step to the ocean about... Radioactive Randomness

Kinka: Now let's start. Willow. What's your opinion on the topic?

Willow: I dunno. It's a weird topic. And it doesn't make sense

Kinka: *laughs in the background before continuing in a monotone voice* That's what scientists have proven. That Radioactive Randomness, is REALLY a radio that's active

Willow: So there are radios active in the ocean?

Kinka: *laughs in background* *gasps in background* *continues in monotone voice* Yes, Radios R active in the ocean to, make Selena Gomez lick a lightning rod

Willow: *looks at a monitor* It looks like Miley Cirus has just made it to the ocean and is now licking a lightning rod on a wrecking ball because she indeed. Came in like a wrecking ball

Kinka: BREAKING NEWS!!! Batman was last spotted in the batmobile in Walmart on Brock Obama's face

Willow: MORE BREAKING NEWS!!! It appears that a mob of kids has just stolen the batmobile and their now rampaging through the city!

Kinka: We have lately been told by the public to consider that Ash is a under cover with makeup for his obsession of his pimples. DONT HIDE THOSE PIMPLES ASH!! THEE KIDS WANNA KNOW IF ULL EVER CHANGE!!!

Willow: WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?! IT APPEARS WE HAVE MORE BREAKING NEWS!!! The same kids who stole the batmobile are now robbing toy stores as we speak!

Kinka: Oh look!! MY INCHANTED DUTCH SPIDER MAN IS BEING HARASSED BY LITTLE KIDS EITH A BATMAN! The HORROR!!!

Willow: *dials number* WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING CARE OF THIS?! *hangs up* I guess I should have told them more details... Eh.

Kinka: Maybe it's because I cut the phone bill in half *holds up chainsaw* Oops...

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This was all I could salvage before it got drowned out by Bishop's sticker bomb. Why Garchomp!? Why?! Garchomp is Bishop's nickname. Mine is Sylveon :3