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Mettaton EX: OOOHHH YEESSS~~

Mettaton EX: And who might youuuu be, darling~?

Me: Willow

Mettaton EX: Fantastic name~

Mettaton EX: In today's show, we'll see how our contestant survives a relentless onslaught of... Pretty much Eeeveerything~

Me: Oh geez

Mettaton EX: I hope you're ready for this, darling~~~!

Me: I feel like I might die

Mettaton EX: You will! But at least put up a good show for the people watching at home!

Mettaton EX: -He strikes a pose.- Aaaand ACTION~!

Me: Wait what

Mettaton EX: -A volley of heat seeking missiles launched from Mettaton's back.-

Me: Oh god! *runs and trips*

Mettaton EX: Come on now, Don't die so soon...~!

Mettaton EX: You've got to at least make it to the Climaaaax~...!

Me: *gets up* *runs in circles* Aaaahhhhh!

Mettaton EX: OOOHH YEESSSS~~! YOU KEEP IT UP, THEY LOVE IT!!

Me: I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE CHANCE OF ME DYING

Mettaton EX: Time to step up the game, DARLING! -Striking another pose, a disco ball came down from the ceiling, bombarding the area with lasers.-

Me: Jfc! How did I even get here?! *dodges lazer*

Mettaton EX: And that settles it for our daily dance section! Tune in for our cooking show right after these messages! OOOHHHH YESSSS~~~~!!

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