K one thing u might not know about me is that I absolutely adore snakes :3

LOOK AT HER

SHE DOESN'T EVEB LOOK LIKE A RAINBOW BUT LIKE OIL ON WATER >:3

I LOVE HER (and her name's Mylove so hehe - google if u don't believe me)

IT'S BLUE

AND YELLOW

*incoheret screeching*

O.M.F.G.S.

HE IS BLUE AND GREEN (dam just stating facts 🤦‍♀️)

BEAUTIFUL

FUKIN. BEAUTIFUL

THAT BLUE ONE LOOKS LIKE THE NIGHT SKY

PALE PINK + PALE YELLOW = PERFECTION

I would name her Umbridge >:3 (jk I'm not that evil dw)

A MEATBALL ON A NOODLE

YES

HE IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

LOOK HOW LONG HE IS

IMAGINE A FASHION ACCESORY SHAPED LIKE THE BLUNTHEAD TREE SNAKE

"That's a nice BHTS necklace u got there"
"Thanks I got it at Target"

HE IS FAT AND STUPID-LOOKING

IMAGINE THE PLOT TWIST IF HE WAS ACTTUALLY REALLY FAST AND SMART

NO ONE WOULD SEE IT COMING

I LOVE SNAKES

why am I screaming-

LOON AT HIM AND TELL ME HE'S UGLY

I DARE U

K enough snakes for now :P

Here u go, amiga:

Bai

~Villains
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