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His name is Jorgen

He's really nice

No children tho, he adopted us all

He is the god of fandoms, obsessing over characters, simping for characters, shipping, and all that other stuff

Also the god of weirdness

And he can lightning you (yes Zeus he can)

And also he's the god of junk food (including condiments)

He's the best

Someone do fanart pls bc I can't draw humans or gods

Anyways

Anyone who wants to be child of Jorgen, he adopted you

And now, ze RDJ face for my amazing amiga

I'm here until 9, bye

~Villains