SG: Hey Kate! What day is it?

Kate: Uuuuuuuh... Wednesday?

SG: No! Well, yes, but no! Thalia, what day is it?

Thalia: Hump day?

SG: YES!!! Buuuuut... no. Angel!

Angel: Uuum Skip?

SG: ;~; Does ANYONE know what today is?!?!

Nial: I do...

SG: Suuure you do *note sarcasm*

Nial: *pulls out package* Happy Birthday, SG

SG: AAAAAH!!!! NIAL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! At least I know SOMEONE cares about me! *death glares everyone else*

Kate: *whispering* We're all dead, aren't we

Thalia: Yes -__-

Angel: *is gone*

Kate: That sly little-

SG: Ehem ehem I have an announcement! Because Nial was the only one who remembered my birthday he gets to boss all of you around for the rest of the day!

After I slaughter you all *pulls out squirrel launcher*

FIRE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kate: *is getting pelted* WHY DONT I HAVE A PHYSIC TYPE?!?!?!

Thalia: *using a protection spell* I could do this all day

SG: We'll see about that *smirks evilly* I could do things the easy way and just use my author powers to take away your powers, but where's the fun in that? *summons a demon*

Thalia: NO! I HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM THEM YET!!!!

SG: THAT'S THE POINT!!!! *continues to launch squirrels as demon eats Thalia*

Kate and Thalia: *dead*

SG: Ill bring them back as soon as Angel is dead- speaking of which... where is she

Angel: *hiding* No one will ever find me here he he he

SG: Ill just teleport her to a bottomless pit ^-^

Angel: Wait, NO!!!

SG: Boop!

Angel: *teleported* AAAAAHHH!!! Well, I should probably get comfortable

SG: It'll take her too long to die that way... I know! *snaps fingers*

*lava appears in pit*

Angel: NOOOO!!!! MY MP3!!!! *dies*

Nial: ............

SG: Don't worry Nial I'll bring them back now. Boop!

*are all brought back*

Nial: Kate! Get me a soda, Angel, a rope, and Thalia, entertain me with your magic spells

SG: Good work Nial!!!

Nial: I learned from the best ;)

-SG🌰