We've all been here

Admit it

This is a true story

The story of my life

Wow that got really dramatic.

Dramacticallity

Dramacticaliton

Dramatics

Dragons

Dragonflies

Wait, are dragonflies mini dragons?

That sounds reasonable

Yep! Reasonable!

*high fives magikarp*

Magikarp: One day I will be a dragon

Yes you will!

Magikarp: Then I can have my revenge on the people that mocked me

Yes you- Wait! What?

Magikarp: That's right human squirrel! Evolve me! Evolve me!!!

Okay talking fish pokémon! :3

*magikarp 1 level away from evolution*

Arceus: I heard a Pokémon was about to evolve! Oh! Magikarp! I know how much you love your magikarp form! So i'll just put you back at level 1 and-

Magikarp: NOOOOO!!!!!

*magikarp is put back to level 1*

Magikarp: I was so close..... so close...

Meanwhile......

*SG sneaks up behind Arceus*

*throws a master ball*

Arceus: What the- No! NO! NOOOO!!!

Pokémon Arceus was captured

What the- Where did that come from?

SRB: Me :3

Well... Okay.... But I still caught Arceus!!!! Wait, does that mean I rule the world?

Kate: I believe you do

Nial: We're all screwed O_e

*traps Nial inside of mirror*

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest if them all?

Nial: Ummmm...... *checks calculations on iPad* Kate

*holds fist up to mirror*

Nial: AH!! I- I mean you!! Oh great and powerful SG!! Owner of the strongest Pokémon in the universe!

SG: *turns Kate into a man*

Kate*in a manly voice*: What the- No!

Angel: Oh great and powerful SG! How may I assist your honorable presence!

SG: Hmmm *snaps fingers and Angel is in a maids outfit*

Angel: *shrugs* Better than them.

SG: *whispers* What they don't realize is that these are just my author powers. Just because I caught Arceus doesn't mean I have his powers.

Angel: *walks in with doughnuts on a plater* Here you are oh great and powerful one!

Well it looks like i'll be pretty busy for awhile sooooo.... bye!!!! *gobbles down doughnuts*

- The Great and Powerful SG 🌰