So it's like I'm on the bus ride home and there's this yard. In this yard was a little group of goats. One goat was really fat and I shout out,

"FAT GOAT!"

But then I'm like or is it pregnant?

Or is it fat AND pregnant?

Is it even female?

What if it's a pregnant male?

Is it even a real goat? Or is it an alien?

But then the rational part of my brain is like it's a goat nothing else matters.

*eyes widen anime style. Slow music plays in the background as everything turns into slow motion*

"Goat......"