This actually happened:
Anonymous: I will literally shank you!
Me: Ok cool.
Anonymous: I will stab you through the heart!
Me: Hearts.
Anonymous: What?!
Me: Hearts. I consider myself a human Time Lord.
Anonymous: Oh my god please shut up...
Me: Did you just insult Doctor Who?!
Anonymous: Yes.
Me: Say. Something. Nice.
Anonymous: You're an idiot.
Me: Seriously. If you were confronted by a psychotic Time Lady THAT would be your last words. Wow. Just wow.
Anonymous: I will literally shank you!!
Me: Yes, yes. You keep saying that... it's not very threatening though, is it?
Anonymous: BAKA!