Wow this is really immature and mature at the same time.
Seriously, please don't read this if your under 15. I wish I was joking but my friend wrote this and asked me to post it.
Sexual themes, strong language, ect ect. Fairy Tail and Thomas the Tank Engine. This story is the reason this book is now rated mature.

Last warning kiddies. Please go. I'll post something more appropriate later.
Gone? I'm not responsible for any lost innocence.

So it was a windy day. It was.

Outside the whole gang was present, right there in the flesh.
Percy and Thomas the tank engine. Juvia is basically made of water so she can fill her bikini like she said in that one episode. But she's there.
And Lector the cat was there too, along with his faithful accomplice Frosch. They were all hanging out at a park downtown, Central Park, licking rice Popsicles made by Lector's master, Sting. It was hilarious because everyone knew Lector and Sting were gay for each other.
Lector moaned every day from 8-10 am and everyone in the house heard, too bad they were always too stoned to listen closely. Every morning Lector would come into Sting's bedroom and admit that he finished all the Oreos in the kitchen. In a fit of anger, Sting would bend little Lector over his quilted king size bed while hoarsely shouting "How dare you eat my fucking Oreos! Now you take your punishment!" Lector was an arrogant cat, but he always took his punishments. In fact, he took them very well. He cried for more of Sting's meat rod to fill him up, taking his punishment and enjoying every minute of it.
"Fuck me like I'm your creepy uncle, Yoda! " He would cry, as he grasped the cold metal bedrails.
"Oh yes little cat, Lector, oh fuck yeah," Sting would moan. "Obey your master, I'm Gandalf now!"
*flashback ends
They were obviously gay for each other. Like I said.
But Percy and Thomas were a different story. See, after several years of taking sexual abuse from Sir Topin Hat and being used as sex slaves for trade, they vowed to never engage in sexual activity again. Ridden with anxiety and crippling depression, Thomas and Percy have become strictly vegan. Because that somehow is a coping method for their sexual abuse in the past. Never again will they ever put meat into their mouth, the way Sir Topin Hat shoved his long, hot throbbing cock into their metal train orfices.
So Thomas and Percy are now vegans, and they are discussing what kind of Ravioli is non-GMA and vaccine free.
"Hey Frosch," Lector muttered. "There's an eggplant on the ground."
Frosch stared ahead with her usual vacant expression.
"So?"
"Well, maybe you could assist Juvia....if you know what I mean."
Frosch smiled innocently. "You mean, shove the whole 12 inches of vegetable-y goodness up her tight pussy?"
"Yeah," Lector said, smiling deviously.
So it began. Frosch picked up the large purple vegetable with her little dainty paws, crying it over to Juvia, who was flirting with Grey.
Everybody, and I mean everybody, knew that Juvia was in love with grey. She wanted him to fill her up and suck the life out of her ripe meat taco, she wanted to spray whipped cream on his abs and lick it off slowly.
She was flirting with him by a pine tree, lowkey dreaming of riding him like a purebred stallion. Grey shared mutual feelings, only less intimate. As strange as it sounds, he was more into the whole "let's cuddle and talk about our problems" scene. Meanwhile, Juvia wanted to fuck him like there was no tomorrow.
"Hey Grey," she said seductively, brushing his matted hair out of his eyes. "Want to hear another Bill Cosby joke?"
Grey scratched the back of his head. "Uh..."
"Okay. Here's the joke; so this guy is on the price is right, and the question is 'what is another word for rape?' And the guy says "a hot Cosby"!"
Grey chuckled nervously. He honestly just wanted lasagna, and a nice stuffed turkey. Not sex, just lasagna. With the sauce and noodles and everything, ricotta cheese. Just thinking about all that hot delicious food almost made him bust a nut.
Out of nowhere, Juvia feels a large foreign object intrusively enter a certain pelvic orfice. (These are the scientific terms for saying she got dry-fucked with an eggplant)
"Oh my!" She cried, looking down at a cute Frosch. "What-?"
She looked horrified but her orfices loved it. Frosch shoved the eggplant in and out of the gaping hole as Lector stood from a distance, his mouth agape.
"Holy shit," Lector breathed.
Sting casually dry humped Lector while watching what was going on. "Why are you so surprised, kitty?"
"I just didn't think she would actually do it," Lector said softly.
"Oh yeah honey, make your voice soft like that," Sting mumbled, gently nibbling on Lector's ear.
Pretty soon they were fucking each other next to some hobo in Central Park.
At some point, it probably crossed into Lector's mind,
I'm a fucking cat. This is so wrong. But I just can't stop eating those Oreos and getting pounded by my master. Oh well.

At this point, Grey was jizzing in his pants just visualizing the lasagna. Cooking it and adding the cheese.
Ravioli ravioli shove that formioli up my ass, steaming hot.
Meanwhile, everyone watched as Frosch gave Juvia a hot Cosby with a large eggplant. It lasted for 338.5 seconds before Frosch wanted the eggplant back, even though Juvia insisted it would taste like shit.
"It'll give you cancer," Juvia said.
Frosch then admits that she willingly accepts death by eggplant. At that moment, Thomas the tank engine rolls up to the scene wearing heelies and blasting Wiz Khalifa.
"Dude," Thomas says. "You'd seriously kill your self with an eggplant??"
Frosch nodded with a small smile.
"Dude, wow, that is so metal," Thomas said.
Percy nodded his head in agreement, smudging his eyeliner. He tells his mom it isn't a phase. And it isn't really a phase, he was raped by sir Topin hat as a child.
But overall, we had an eventful day at the park. Enjoyed it? Well you won't get anymore you sad piece of shit. Who would actually want to read this? Lmao