So my package finally arrived in the mail!
Say hello to...

Artemis!
I'll call her Arty

Arty: You will not address Artemis as Arty.

Too bad! Already did!

Arty: Alright Gwen-chan, if you insist.

See, Arty is a DiamondCat-Dog.
They're pretty smart.

Arty: Much smarter than Gwen-chan anyway. And more sane.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Arty: Well Arty don't spend her time obsessing over a pair of Anime characters and their "relationship."

Quotes around it? Really. It's going to happen.

Arty: Well he hates her.

No he doesn't. You don't know anything.

Arty: Actually, Artemis know everything. Everything about you anyway.

What exactly do you know?

Arty: Arty knows Gwen-chan was born on a Tuesday.

Is that supposed to impress me?

Arty: She know your favorite color is a tie between Baby Pink and Light Orange

Any rookie could figure that out, Arty.

Arty: Arty know your favorite episode of Fairy Tail is 413 Days.

Color me impressed, how did you know ? ! 0.0

Arty: Arty also knows that Gwen-Chan's phone password is 413. And her iPad too. And her kik username has the number 413 in it. And her Wattpad password is-

Hahaha no. They don't need to know all that. Yes, yes, I like the number 413, can you blame me? Anyway, I bought my new friend Arty so I could have someone to banter with. It's not fun joking on your own ;-;

Arty: Well, technically, Gwen-chan still is. I mean, she made Arty after all. Arty is just a figment of her imagination, and Gwen-chan is just as insane as before...

Ok Arty, we've more than exceeded the desired word count! Alright! Time to say goodbye!

Arty: bye Bye, Arty will see you all again soon. She will be back the next time Gwen-chan gets out of hand again.