" Don't make me Rape you"

" Holy shit-- You look like my ex"

"Play these games again...and I'll be in hell with your mother"

"I may not be nice....but thats what you cant stop loving about me"

"Atleast I'm proud that I'm a dick"

"Call me that one more time...and I'll show the true meaning"

"What? I couldn't hear you over your moaning last night"