A/N: nega shantae, while in the form of a crab, stabs Austin's tail and makes a rhymes. He retaliates with his own attack and rhyme.

Austin was busy looking over something on the table while he was unaware that the dark doppelganger of Shantae, Nega-Shantae, was in her crab form and sneaking behind.

Nega-Shantae: hehehe.

She gently stabbed Austin's tail and It got his attention.

Austin: ow!

She laughed and turned back to her normal form.

Nega-Shantae: mess with the crabo, and you get the stabo!

Austin: Grrrrr!

He punched her and sent her flying.

Austin: Mess With My Frustration And You Get The Pain Invitation!

(And I thought Sans was the one who does puns).