(Note: The pic is a work in progress. Also if you couldn't tell I stopped caring when I drew the tree XD)
I decided to do what warrior does and do a fic thing just a bit different. And if it's not like you at all well too bad I wrote this late because your mother doesn't have a life, and no matter how hard you ask Santa, your not getting a new dad. Saber4524 XxSnowyFoxxX WalrusLili warriors010 LizzieLou102 xX-ShadowDancer-Xx

A Christmas fic
Once upon a time there was a family of 7. There was the eldest, which was Saber, the other four i dunno how old they are but yea they're there... Somewhere... Ahem. It was Christmas Eve, and their mother was Jay, the most amazing timelord that's better than dr who and sans combined, and was also the queen of ships. She gathered them around, ready to tell Them an announcement."My children, I have something to announce!" Jay said. The children murmered and whispered among eachother quietly, wondering what it could be. "Your father is coming home for Christmas!" And that's when Jay realized, that her children lost their sh*t. Stuff was flying everywhere and even Tardises appeared. "ok ok ENOUGH!" Everyone then was quiet again. "Look, I know how you all feel about having a creepy clown murderer as your father, but if you give him a chance, you'll really like him." Jay said. "Now, he said that he'll be here in ten minutes, so get ready to meet him for the first time in ten years!" She said excitedly, and then ran off to her room.

However, the kids were not happy. "Ugh! Why do we have to have him as our dad!" Snowy groaned. Shadow then woke up. "Huh? Wha? Oh Uh yea I hate him too *yawn* and stuff..." She said, falling back asleep. "He killed my father and his meowrail.." Sabie said darkly. "What's a meowrail?" Liz asked. "It's what trolls call their best friend" he explained. "Oh." Warriors then piped up. "Hey, I heard mom got a new TARDIS! Maybe we can go back in time and change stuff so that way GAMZEE is no longer our dad!" "I dunno... I mean I hate him but I wouldn't go tha-" LETS DO IT!" Sabie said, and everyone else agreed.

They snuck into the tardis, making sure no one caught them, then they went back in time when gamzee and Jay went on their first date. When they got there, they got into disguises to make them look like 21 year old midgets and walked into the bar. "So how exactly are we gonna do this?" Lizz asked. "Yea, we don't know how they met or what made them fall in love.." Walrus added. Snowy sighed, "Guess we should of thought of that..." "Don't worry, I know" Saber said. "She told me that he ordered her a drink and then when she was drunk they talked, dance, and um... Let's just say Walrus came into the picture afterwards a few months later.." The group shuddered. "So we just make sure she stays sober? ok then." Snowy said. They walked over to where gamzee and Jay were. "HeHe, yOuR a cOol GaL tO cHaT wItH. HeY, WaNt a DrinK?" "Sure!" Younger Jay said. Saber then walked over to gamzee when the drink came. "Hey gamzee, equis needs help with something." "OK, iM cOmInG" he said leaving. SabeR then "accidentally" spilled the drink. "Whoops!" He said. Jay sighed. "Oh well, I guess I'll head out then." She said, and left. The kids were happy, and went back into the tardis.They walked into the house. However it was different somehow. They saw their mother in a rocking chair. "Hi mom!" They said in unison. Jay turned around,startled. "WHAT THE- WHO ARE YOU!" She asked. "Uh, your children?" Warriors said. "DUH" Jay looked confused. "I-I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong person... I never had kids..." Jay said. "What are you talking about?" Snowy said. "You had kids with gamzee and adopted me and saber..." Jay shook her head. "Sorry, never had kids with him. He tried to order me a drink, but he left, and so did I. I wanted to adopt a kid originally, but I realized that if I did, then they would hate me for them not having a father, so o changed my mind." Jay then smiled sympathetically. "But I hope you find your mother and-" that's when walrus interrupted. "MAM WE'RE SORRYYYYY WE STOLE YOUR TARDIS AND WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT YOU NEVER MET DAD BECAUSE HE WAS A CREEPY ASS CLOWN MURDERER THING AND WE'RE SORRY!"

Jays eye twitched. "You. Did. WHAT?!" She then fainted. "Quick! Get back to the Tardis and save their relationship!" Saber said. So they went into the tardis and went back to when they met at the bar.

Jay looked at the spilled drink. "Oh well, I'll guess I'll head out then," but before she could leave, warriors started talking to her to distract her. Then gamzee walked back. "SoRrY bOugHt tHaT, mY fRiEnD wAnted mE to dRinK miLk." He then noticed the spilled drink. "WhOops! LEt mE bUy YoU aNoTheR oNe" he said kindly. "O-ok sure" Jay said, blushing. The kids then went back to the tardis, and high fived eachother as they headed home.

When they got back, they let out a sigh of relief. "Phew!" Warriors said. "Now mom will never find out-" "KIDS GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Everyone went o shiz and went to their moms room. When they walked in, she was screaming into a pillow. "M-mom? Are you ok?" Sabie asked. She said something but was muffled by the pillow. "What was that?" When she looked up, her eyes went white and her voice became demonic. "YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" That's when the kids realized... They gon ducked up...
TO BE CONTINUED

Announcement! I IS MAKING A BOOK THING WITH ADVENTURES OF ME THE MOM AND YOU GUYS THE KIDS! AND IF YOU NON KIDS WANT, YOU CAN GUEST STAR AS A FRIEND OF MY KIDS OR AS A PARENT WITH YOUR FRIEND AS YOUR KID OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND! SO YEA LOOK OUT FOR IT! BAI!