Keres and Jessie were having a chat.

Keres: I have a crush on someone.

Jessie: Really? After this long?

Keres punched her arm.

Jessie: THAT F*CKING HURT!

Keres: *smiles* I know.

Jessie: So who's is it?

Keres: Promise not to tell?

Jessie: Promise.

Keres: *blushes* It's Maurice.

Jessie: AWWWW~

Keres punched her in mouth.