A/N: DC Comics vs League of Legends Season 9 premiere.

Shadow, Randy, Greg, Vanessa, Sara, Alisa:

Randy: We did it guys! The first DC loss to a non-Marvel character in DEATH BATTLE for nearly 12 years!

Nakano: Even though Harley was the better close combat fighter and technically smarter, Jinx had the firepower and more unpredictable.

Adam: Great premiere but a little bummed out by the MU itself.

Nakano: Hm, what'd you mean by that Adam?

Adam: When people talk about a match with a potential DC loss, many would say Simon VS Kyle, Doomsday VS SCP-682 or Constantine VS Raidou, because those DC characters are herald level and the only person coming close to beating a DC herald was Archie Sonic. Guess they wanted to prove that non-Marvel characters are capable of fighting DC heralds.

Sara: I'm sure we can get those MUs one day uncle Adam. Now for the next-

Shadow: So the next episode Scarlet Witch VS Zatanna.

Adam: Wanda wins this. People who say Zatanna wins only knows cartoons and MCU. Her chaos magic is on par with the Phoenix Force and House of M demonstrates her power. Plus Zatanna still needs to chant her spells backwards.

Vanessa: So it's like a Doctor Strange VS Doctor Fate situation.