Maurice was playing his 3ds with vados watching him from behind.

Vados: What are you doing, Maurice?

Maurice: I'm playing mario kart.

Vados: May I try this Mario kart you speak of?

Maurice: Sure.

Minutes later
Vados: Look at what place I came in, Maurice! I know I was master of everything.

She came in 8th place.

Maurice: That not good. That's last.

Vados: .... What?!

Maurice: You suck at this. Maybe you should play bowser's minions.

Later
Vados: SH*T I DIED AGAIN! I NEVER GOT MAD IN LIFE AND THIS BOSS BATTLE IS MAKING ME MAD AS H*LL!

Maurice: Vados, language.

Vados: SHUT THE F*CK UP, MAURICE!

Maurice: Someone help before she breaks my 3ds.