Ozpin gives Jaune advice on girls)

Ozpin: Jaune a word. As you can tell, Valentine's Day is approaching and I've been noticing your attempts at getting a valentines. As your headmaster, I have taken the duty as mentor for one and all, including you. Now let's look over your options.

Now I have to say, it doesn't take an expert to say that Yang has some slight anger issues. Knowing her and your level, I'm honestly afraid you'll have your bones broken by the time you two finish. Plus, heavens forbid, you accidentally touch her hair. That girl is unreasonably obsessed over what is just dead cells.

Weiss may seem like a viable option, which you have tried in the past. Unfortunately...you tried in the past. If you thought Yang was a bitch then Weiss has her beat. I know, Weiss has had a bad childhood, but her treating her own teammates like crap is just poor sportsmanship.

Ruby may seem like the perfect girl, but in all fairness she seems to give off a little sister vibe. It's hard to not get a sort of "Wincest" vibe whenever you're with her. Also she probably doesn't even know what sex is. If you can convince her that she didn't come from a stork and convince her that her life isn't a lie, then she may be the best option.

Blake is a gaslighting twat who made the best boi in the show think she liked him, only to go bump clits with a girl. Considering who her last boyfriend was, I wouldn't be surprised if she had fucking daddy issues.

Pyrrha is dead so don't even try it you necrophilic pervert.

Nora...there's no point in all honesty. Her body is geared to only be attracted to pancakes and edgy boys who have a fascination with the color pink.

If I may suggest, the local pub has a regular patron who seems to be single. From my sources as well, she seems to also be a Shortstack. So if all goes well you can be the top one in the relationship at all times. Go give it a try and tell me how it goes.

Jaune: (goes to the pub and spots Neo) Shi-