We currently see our band of fuckwits, RWBY and their many friends and allies, all in a room. Their faces held glares as they stared down at the young boy known as Oscar. Oscar was sitting on a chair, facing away from them as he held the look of a tired young man. Why were they angry at him you may ask? Because an immortal named Ozpin had merged with his soul, and due to recent events, everyone had begun placing their blame on him.

     "Alright Ozpin, I'm giving you one last chance. Explain why this whole thing with Salem even started!" Qrow angrily yelled as he walked up to Oscar. "For the last time...I'm not Ozpin...stop calling me that..." Oscar said tiredly. His cheeks and arms bruised from their constant abuse. They're acting like he's the punching bag for their problems. "Just leave me alone...I never asked for this..." "Shut it Ozpin! You better come out before I beat you out!" Yang said as her team nodded behind her.

    As Oscars rage began to rise, so did a deep, burning feeling. His eyes began to glow a bright green as he suddenly stood up. "Listen here you little shit, give us Ozpin already!" Qrow violently grabbed Oscar by the shoulder and forcing him to look at the group. Qrow widened his eyes as Oscar glared at him with bright green eyes, almost like fire pouring out of his sockets. In an instant, Qrow flew back and his back hit the wall. Ruby and Yang quickly went to him as everyone drew their weapons.

    Oscars body started to float up as streams of green energy flowed around his body. Several apparitions seemed to appear behind him before merging back into his body, causing him to yell in pain. With a crack of his neck and a low hum, Oscar was now temporarily replaced by Ozpin. The room felt a rush of cold air and dread as everyone stared at the immortal. Expecting his usual calm tone, they were shocked when he suddenly started to breath heavily before beginning his rant in a loud, booming voice.

      "She fucking-he fuc-eh-a-ugh-they fucked my wife! The Grimm, fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the kingdom was going to be destroyed! She was able to escape because I designed a potion that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her! BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! BECAUSE SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A DARK FUCKERo AND FUCK THE WHOLE DARK BROTHER AND GRIMM SPECIES! WHICH DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER SINCE IT WENT INTO A NEW ARC AND THEN SHE FUCKED THE WORLD! THE WORLD WAS HER NEXT TARGET! BECAUSE HER JUSSY WAS NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH! SO SHE HAD TO HOE HERSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THRRRRRRRRRROT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED RIGHT NOW IM LOGGING OFF!" Ozpin ranted to the entire confusion and horror of the group.

    "You shouldn't talk about your wife that way..." the dumbass blonde dyke said in worry. "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK THAT BITCH CAN FUCK OFF I DIVORCED HER ASS MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO! I'm so sick! My body is doing things!" Ozpin yelled as it seemed his entire soul was glitching out as Oscars neck snapped from one side to the other. "THAT THING! And you over there?" A finger pointed at Yang. "SHUT UP! AND YOU!?" Another finger pointed to Weiss. "TAKE OFF MY PANTS!" The schnee recoiled as he said that. "YOU WANNA SEE SOME WEIRD SHIT!?"

    Ruby walked up with her arms up. "Ozpin, you need to calm down!" But that was fallen on deaf ears. "I AM IMMMMMMMMMMMMMRGHRAAAAAAAM TIRED OF BEING CALM ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE!" Ozpin suddenly grabbed Ruby by the sides of her face as he got closer. "AND YOU! You! You! YOU! IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!" Ruby was starting to cry in terror before both she and Oscars body fell down, both unconscious. Everyone stared at the two in utter confusion, shock, horror, and slight arousal?

(Meanwhile)

    "How do you think everything's going in there?" Jaune asked. "Probably beating the shit out of him instead of actually doing something productive. Fucking writers." Nora responded as she played Flappy Nevermore. Ren was staring in the distance. "Maria." He said, before an explosion was seen in the mountains.