Marvel Phase 4 in a Nutshell

Black Widow

     A movie that was made way too late for a character that died in the biggest story finale of the franchise. Oh and just casually killing an entire prison full of people, thanks Natasha.



Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Would've been a better movie if it wasn't a MCU film.



Eternals

    Im sorry, did anyone actually go watch this film?



Spiderman: No Way Home

    Legitimately an amazing movie, holy crap this was so good. Best part is that Sony was given most of the reign on this film and that was for the best.



Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness

    You have to be a special kind of bad to be considered one of the worst superhero movies of all time. Thanks for making Doctor Strange and idiot, thanks to turning Wanda into a murderous asshole who's stuck in her own little fantasy world, thanks for making no sense whatsoever.



Thor: Love and Thunder

    A prime example of how to not do comedy in a movie. Watiti needs to stay far away from any marvel movie going forward.



Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

   A shitty film to end a shit phase. Sorry Disney, Im not going to go watch your film because you guilt tripped the audience. Oh and thanks for adding yet ANOTHER Mary Sue character. Only good thing about this film is that people weren't as racially crazy like the first Black Panther.



Now we aren't done yet, we still have to go over the tv shows. And believe it or not....THEY'RE EVEN WORSE-



Wandavision

    Started off strong but just farted and tripped at the end. Also the really shit downfall of Wanda. No, you cannot make this woman sympathetic, she kidnapped an entire town because she got the BIG SAD-



The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

There are a lot of morals to come out of this. America is racist, it's perfectly fine to blow up and kill people because you want more stuff, America is racist, a soldier who is patriotic to his country is considered the villain, oh and America is racist.

Fuck you Falcon, fuck you Bucky, John Walker deserved that shield.



Loki

Hey guys, did you want to watch a series about Loki? You do? Well too bad the series is actually about his better female counterpart where you can watch her belittle and be even more amazing than Loki himself! This is where this shitty bait and switch stuff was at its worse.



What if....?

    Cool. Multiverse here was handled a billion times better than Doctor Strange.



Hawkeye

Did anybody actually watch this show? All I know is that whatever needed character Hawkeye could've had was taken away by his BETTER female replacement. UGH-



Moon Knight

You really couldn't help yourself huh Disney? Literally this guys first introduction and you just had to squeeze another "STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER" in there to show she's better than Moon Knight. Anyways cool character, could've been done better.



Ms. Marvel

DID ANYONE ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHOW???



She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

You have to be a special kind of bad to not only be considered one of the worst Superhero media, but also one of the worst tv shows of all time. This year shall be known as having three of the worst tv shows of all time being god damn back to back. She-Hulk, Rings of Power, and Willow.




Fucking hell Phase 4 was a mess. Here's hoping Phase 5 is better....oh who am I kidding it's gonna be as shit or even worse. Screw you disney and marvel.

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