1) what I typed: My sister fucked the dead fish
What I meant to type: My sister flushed the dead fish

2) What a friend typed: Guts, do smth, I'm whored
What he meant to type: Guys, do smth, I'm bored

3) what I typed: I'm bread and occupied
What I meant: I'm bored and occupied

4) what I typed: wydm
What I meant: wdym

5) what I typed: IM HVAING A MA5 TECK IN 17 MINTUES
what I meant: IM HAVING A MATH TEST IN 17 MINUTES

That's all for now cuz I can't remember the other typos I've made 😅