I just posted and announced this, but this is just a reminder to me. It's my favorite story.

And if I am even a comedian, I want to save this story and some of this jokes.

My favorite story as a kid is this.

I didn't wanna watch a movie my parents were showing me because i already decided I hated it for whatever reason.

My parents said, "You'll never know if you hate it if don't watch it."

So here's the lie I cooked up when I wanted to get out of the situation: "No! I did watch it already!"

My parents, "Really? We've never showed it to you before."

Me: "I have! You know when I watched it! In your stomach where I was being born from."

My parents were laughing their ass off, "Oh really do you had a TV in my belly!?"

Me in seriousness: "Yes! I did."

I guess I imaged the inside of the womb was like a into room where I was just waiting to be born like,

"Oh time to leave the house now! I'm being born and walk right I of the room! No move of that awful movie I had to watch! Time to be born with no brain problems and into a world with no heart disease!"

And just walked out the door like Mickey Mouse's.

Now I watch movies before I judge them-

WHAT WAS THAT!? YOU, IN THE BACK! Not you reader... You!

What about the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Does it have Johnny Depp? No? WELL IT'S GARBAGE THEN ISN'T IT!