Hi all. Welcome to my mind. It's a little scary here. And a lot messy. I hope you learn to like that. Or at least you think that you do and I get you trapped in some sort of Stockholm syndrome. I'm not really a big writer. I don't like writing much. Mostly because I'm not very good at it. I am going to be a teacher and in order to teach writing I have to write. So now I am going to write. I am going to be starting a zombie novel for NanoWriMo but until then I started this book because my sister tagged me. My sister is awesome and she's a real writer. That's Odyssey Loya for those of  you who read her (Let's be honest, most of you are probably here because of her). Anyway, is this too short to be a chapter? Probably, but I am getting bored so I will just do the tag thing. 

Alright, here goes nothing. This is actually a great way for you people to get to know me though. 

1. Do I like someone? I like lots of people but I am assuming that this is referring to the romantic kind of like. I do actually like someone...sometimes. He is actually my boyfriend. I only like him approximately ten percent of the time but that's more than most people. He is a complete dork and such a boy, but sometimes he's real sweet and he has a lot of patience for me. 

2. Do they like me? I mean....probably. At least some of the time. Although, let's be honest, it definitely depends on the day. I'm a very difficult human so sometimes I am absolutely sure that he does not like me some days. Luckily he is very honest so I am sure that when he is officially done liking me, I'll know about it. 

3. Middle name? Hmmmmmm....I didn't even tell y'all my real first or last name and you want my middle name now? I think I at least deserve a date first. And a nice one. Something fancy too. Ritzy. Alright, fine. It's Jazmyne. But all of you who read this owe me a date. 

4. Single or taken? I am clearly with someone. I honestly don't like the term "taken" that much though. Liam Neeson isn't coming for me anytime soon. 

5. Last person I texted? The last person I texted was my boyfriend. I told him he was weird because he told me that apple pie and cheddar cheese are surprisingly good together. Anyone brave enough to try that please let me know how it tastes. I will definitely think that you're weird. 

6. The last song I listened to? The last song I listened to was "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem. I know. I don't need your judgment. 

7. Battery percentage? My current battery percentage is 49%. So is my phone battery 49% full or 51% empty. I guess it depends how you look at it. 

8. Girl best friend? My girl best friend is Odyssey Loya  (even though she picked someone else as her girl best friend....it's cool. My feelings aren't hurt at all). She's my sister. She's pretty awesome as you all know. 

9. Guy best friend? My guy best friend is named Brandon. I've known him since high school and after all these years he refuses to let me drop contact with him. He is the only friend that I have that I can have deep, meaningful conversations with (besides my sister but we're not talking to her right now since she chose someone else as her best friend). We are currently creating our own world. A major concern we have is whether it is better to be aware and full of sorrow or ignorant happy? Feel free to weigh in. I'd love to hear all of your thoughts.

10. Fave OTP? My current fave OTP is probably...ummmmm....maybe....I have no clue. Too much pressure maybe. I'm not sure. I'll go with Rick and Andrea from the Walking Dead comics. They're perfect for each other and I want that in my life (ooooohhhh...that sounds bad for my boyfriend. My bad. I promise I like him). 

11. Why you made your account? I made my account because my sister made me. She wanted me to read her stuff................I do not.........and this is why I am not her best friend. I see it now. 

12. Current lock screen? It's the album cover for Suzie. Check it out. It's a good song.

13. Birthday? My birthday is September fifth. Is this whole questionnaire just a plot so the hackers can get my information? Man, that would suck. Oh well, I have nothing to steal so please....go for it. Alright, I've already spent way too much time doing this today. Hopefully some of you will bother to read this and leave me some comments. Thank you my little changelings! Much love!