I went into google, typed something like "are jews" and see what google auto puts in.

I'm going to see what the stupid people are asking that I can answer! Because it's pretty funny sometimes.

"Are Jews":

1. "Circumcised"? Yes, Jews are circumcised for religious reasons. And I'm not going into more detail because why would you need to know that.

2. "Buried standing up"? What dumbasses are putting this in-?

3. "Allowed to drink"? Yes. In fact, for every holiday we tend to have a point where you HAVE to drink wine. And we literaly have a holiday every Friday. SO TIME TO GET DRUNK-!

4. "Vegetarian"? XD I'm so glad I did this. No, for the New Year and Passover, we eat lamb or fish depending on which you have available to you. And we don't restricted what we eat. Yummy human flesh.

5. "Baptized"?

No. We do have another tradition SIMILAR. But it's not called baptism.

6. "A race". No, next!

7. "Christians"?... You disappoint me.

I put in "Did Jews" and I only found one thing.

...... No. I even looked it up right now just to be sure. Yeah no.

1. "Celebrate Easter"? Easter is a Christian holiday about JESUS.

I do because my second mom is not Jewish, but normally, no.

2. Yes. Most people believe in multiple gods before Jews. Then Jews were unique and said "UMMM ACTUALLY!" And then the Jesus was born Jewish. And then Christianity came about.

3. "Pray"? Yes. Egyptians pray, Muslims pray, Christians pray, atheist pray for you not to be so dumb, and Jews pray.

4. Yes we eat pork. We don't restrict your diet.

5. Yes we celebrate birthdays. Who doesn't?

BTW,
WHAT IS WITH THE CIRCUMCISION!?

I'll do a part 2 if I feel like it or people want me to.