I know the issue isn't a joke, but I just had to do this!

... I'm sorry.

Spider Riot,
Spider Riot.
Does whatever a dumbass does.
Bribing guards,
Stealing things,
Does whatever a dumbass does.
Look out! There goes the Spider Riot!

Also this meme and the last one was made by me. I made it on Imgflip.com because I don't have good photoshop technology.