Zepher:-rolls camera- XD GUYS GUYS! LOOK AT WHAT FLAMEKEEPERS CAN DO

Michael:-busy cooking-

Zepher:-grabs him and shoves him on the ground-

Jasper;-takes his shirt off-

Michael: WHAT TH-

Zepher:-cracks an egg on michaels chest-

~the egg starts popping and steaming, actually cooking~

Jasper: XD HIS FUCKING SKIN IS LIKE HOT

Michael: F U C K Y O U G U Y S XD