William: WE DO NOT CELEBRATE THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY-

Hunter; Some of us like it-

William: YA FUCKING GOD!

Hunter: Racist demon

William: hngh-

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Zee:-tosses box to william-

William: im not opening it

Fargo:-starts crying

William:-opens it- .....wtf

~its lotion~

William: lotion..?

Zee: from france..

William: And here I thought I couldnt get any more moist