Shipwreck Jones: So...Who broke it?

The humans looked at the coffee machine that is now broke

Shipwreck Jones: I'm not mad. I just want to know

Alyssa: I did. I broke it...

Shipwreck Jones: No. No,you didn't, Theodore

Theodore: Don't look at me. Look at Logan

Logan: What? I didn't break it!

Theodore: Huh! That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Logan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Theodore: Suspicious

Logan: No,it's not!

Jyushimatsu: If it matters probably not...Myka was the last one to use it

Myka: Liar! I don't even drink the crap!

Jyushimatsu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the table earlier?

Myka: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jyushimatsu!

Alyssa: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it

Shipwreck Jones: No! Who broke it?!

Andrea:*reading her book*

Theodore: Shipwreck Jones,Andrea's been awfully quiet

Andrea:*banged the book on the table* Really?!

Theodore: Yeah,really!

The humans start arguing as Shipwreck Jones left the room

Shipwreck Jones: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now,they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

Bonus

Akisune: Remind me not let your boyfriend watch over the humans while I'm busy,brother

Harusune: But it's entertaining

Akisune:*looked at him with a serious look*

Harusune:....Okay

(Myka belongs to GreatGamerGirl
Logan belongs to LogantheCrazy123
Alyssa belongs to JustHacKING )