(Might make a Hazbin Hotel Au. Darkyubi isn't Angel in this au... yet)

Harusune:*sighed but heard knocking and is hesitating but he opened the door*

Monosans:*standing infront and smiling sinisterly*

Harusune:*is scared*

Monosans: He-

Harsune:*closed the door then opened*

Monosans: Lo

Harusune:*closed the door*Hey babe

Shipwreck Jones:*groaned*What?

Harusune: The despair yokai is at the door

Shipwreck Jones: What?!

Darkyubi:*stop licking his popsicle* Who?

Harusune: What should I do?!

Shipwreck Jones: Well don't let him in

Harusune:*looked at the door and opened*

Monosans: May I speak now?

Harusune: You may

Monosans: Monosans! Pleasure to meeting you, laddy. Quite a pleasure *went in*Excuse my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco in the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why,I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929*chuckled*So many..

Shipwreck Jones:*pointed his spear at Monosans*Stop righ there*cursing in Russian* Yeah I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you pompous psychotic executioner sh*t lord

Monosans:*chuckled*If I wanted to hurt anyone here*a dark aura appeared*I would have done so*flashing a psychotic smile*

Harusune and Shipwreck Jones: .....

Monosans:*dark aura disappeared and chuckled*No. I'm here because I want to help