"Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you."

"What do you mean someone stole my chocolate? Are they alive? Yes? Then they did not steal my chocolate."

"OH MY GOD, ITS ALMOST AS TERRIFYING AS FISH NOODLE ARMS-- Not quite, though. That bitch is terrifying."

"Ehhhh, I'm Trash And Proud and Insane And Proud."

"Steal my chocolate and I'll rip you open and eat the chocolate as it goes down your throat."

"You see, you have alcholics, shopoholics, drugoholics, and the you have me. A chocoholic."

"'What do you like about Christmas'? Is that a fucking question? All the chocolate."

"I mean, I used to like spending time with my family but that was back when I actually had family."

"Oh, you were having fireworks and at parties on new years? Thats cute."

"I was alone on my phone and slept before midnight for the first time in months."

"Have you ever gotten so tired that your Mum looks at you and says 'Your eyes look really glossy. It looks like you're drunk.'?"

"Oh, and then you almost pass out on the street?"

"Ok? OK?! YEAH, BITCH, I'M FUCKING OK! I ONLY ISLOATE AND STARVE MYSELF! ITS FUCKING LUNCH TIME AND I'M EATING GRAPES AND BLUEBERRIES, THE FIRST THING I'VE EATEN TODAY. I'M FUCKING OK."

"Sorry... I kinda lost my cool..."

"But, yeah. I'm ok."