A/N: Black Nitsua makes an announcement after Binky (Ikara-navi) seem to have done something.

https://youtu.be/xDuvEWqtkOo

Black Nitsua: I've come to make an announcement; Binky's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his slimy ink dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Binky, you've got a small dick.

He soon held up a walnut in his hand.

Black Nitsua: it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT!

He said as he was standing on top of a space rock up above the earth as he apparently had his lower body pointed at the planet in a thrust sort of way.

Black Nitsua: THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

He literally fired a beam from the crotch area of his pants.

Black Nitsua: Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! 

The laser hit and blew up half of the moon.

Black Nitsua: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Austin:............................................................................................. O_O