A/N: the war has come.

Austin was walking around on a sunny day until he heard something.

Austin: hm?

He walked over to the spot where the noise was coming from and saw that Yang and Caulifla were arguing with each other over something.

Caulifla: like you think you're a better blonde than me!

Yang: at least my hair is actually blonde. Your's is only blonde when you transform. It doesn't count.

Caulifla: at least when I'm blonde I actually get stronger!

Yang: monkey bitch!

Caulifla: fake boobed whore!!!

Yang: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Yang's eyes turned red and her hair glowed.

Caulifla: YOU HEARD ME!!!!

Caulifla yelled while turning super saiyan. They were both about to fight, until Austin stepped on th way.

Austin: wow now. Let's not do something we'll all regret.

Caulifla: I'll fucking kill this bitch!

Yang: I'll snap your fucking neck!!!!

Austin: girls, I'm sure we can settle this on a much better way on who is more better than the other.

Yang: like what?

Austin: we'll do a few challenges and whoever wins the most is Not just the best female blonde, but also female fighter.

Caulifla: how many challenges?

Austin: a lot of challenges.

Caulifla: deal!

Yang: deal.

Austin: good. Let's begin.

???: wait!

Austin: hm?

Austin saw both liam (Wolfman7903) and Sparky (Sparky824).

Liam: we want to be the announcers.

Austin: hm.........very well.

Sparky: yes!

War of the The Angry Female Blondes!

Challenge 1: who's more faster.

Austin, yang and Caulifla were standing near a very long racing track.

Liam: okay girls, this racing track will show who is faster.

Sparky: yeah. So No flying, teleporting or using your weapons as a sort of boost.

Caulifla: fine.

Yang: good with me.

Austin: ready.........go!

The two females started running across the long racing track. At first it seemed simple for caulifla as she was slowly going past yang, but they was when yang was starting to past her.

Caulifla: what?!

Yang: it's called leg strength. Toothpick legs!

She said as she passed by caulifla and made it to the finish line.

Liam: yang wins the first challenge!

Yang: yeah! Suck it!!!!

Caulifla: 1 challenge out of 8. We'll see who will win the next one.

Sparky: ok then. Challenge 2.

Challenge 2: who can punch fishy boopkins further away.

Austin: now we'll see who's punches can send fishy boopkins flying further.

Fishy Boopkins: w.....wait what?

Liam: up first, is the lovely yang.

Sparky: -_-

Yang cracked her knuckles.

Yang: this will be easy.

Fishy Boopkins: uh....w.....wait.......

Yang punched fishy Boopkins and he was sent flying far.

Fishy Boopkins: ahhhhhhh!!!!!

Fishy Boopkins crashed on the ground.

Sparky: 12 yards! Caulifla, you're up.

Yang passed caulifla.

Yang: top that.

Caulifla: I will.

Fishy Boopkins was placed in front of her and she cracked her knuckles.

Fishy Boopkins: uh oh.

She punched fishy Boopkins so hard that he was sent flying past the clouds.

Yang: 😲

Liam: 0_0

Caulifla: too easy.

Sparky: and with that, the winner of the second round is...

Liam: yang.........

Austin: 😒

Liam: 😐

Sparky: sorry liam, but caulifla wins the second challenge.

Yang: grrrrrr!!!!

Caulifla: next.

Challenge 3: Who can resist losing their temper after having one bit of their hair cut?

Yang: what?!

Laim: uh oh.

Caulifla: hahaha!

Sparky: this can only end bad.

Yang: f.....fine. I'll be fine.

Austin: let's begin. Caulifla, you first.

Caulifla: whatever you say.

Caulifla sat and Austin used one of his claws to slice a bit of caulifla's hair. Caulifla didn't mind in the slightest.

Caulifla: hmph.

She did with a smirk.

Austin: yang, you're next.

Yang: w......whatever. I won't lose it.

Austin touched a bit of Yang's hair and was about to cut it with his claw until yang got up and tried to punch him.

Liam: oh shit.

Yang: doing fucking touch my hair!

Austin caught her fist.

Sparky: and it would seem that caulifla wins the third challenge.

Yang: fuck!!!

Challenge 4: who has a better looking sister fusion?

Kale stood with caulifla while ruby stood with yang.

Yang: hey, Kale isn't her sister!

Liam: yeah! Caulifla is cheating!

Caulifla: hey! Kale's the closeted person to a sister I have!

Kale: s.....sis......

Austin: hm.........we shall allow this for now.

Liam: 😐

Yang: grrrrr!

Austin threw two pairs of Potara earrings to caulifla and yang. Each of them tossed one of the other ones to their sisters.

Kale: it's on.

Ruby: on.

Ruby fused with yang and kale fused wish caulifla. Now Kefla, the fusion between Kale and Caulifla, stood next to Burning Rose, the fusion of Yang and Ruby.

Burning Rose: so, who wins at a better looking sister fusion?

Kefla: it's so obvious. It's.........

Austin: Burning Rose wins this round.

Sparky: yeah, kinda got to give it to Burning Rose.

Liam: yes!!!

Kefla: what?!

Austin: don't get us wrong, you're design is interesting and all, but burning rose has a top notch combination to her and a really nice mix of their weapons.

Burning Rose: yeah!!!!

Kefla: grrrrrrrr!!!!!

(TimeSkip).

Many rounds passed and after all the rounds had passed and done. Both caulifla and yang were tied.

Austin: oh dear. It would seem that the two of you are tired 10 to 10.

Caulifla: then I guess the last challenge will determine who is better?

Austin: actually.......I'm all out of challenges for you two.

Yang: what?!

Sparky: wait, seriously?

Austin: yeah, I'm out of ideas.

Liam: then what do you do then.

Austin: hm....I'm not too sure exactly. Maybe......

Sparky: CAT FIGHT!!!

Liam: YEAH!!!!

Austin: no, you idiots! We did these challenges so they wouldn't........

Caulifla and yang were already fighting.

Austin: "sighs".................

Who Won? You decide in the comments who is the winner of this war.