A/N: I made a drawing as a result of a Tweet of Dawn M. Bennett's Tweet where she showed off the picture of a Bag that said: Crunchy Kale Vampire Killer.

To which dawn said on her tweet for someone to make a fan fic ASAP XD. 

To which I did, and here's the result of it.

Austin: it's kale wearing a jacket similar to Van Helsing's (the Hugh Jackman one), a neckless with a cross on it around her neck and a dagger to which she's using to decapitate a vampire and pointing a blast in the direction of another one.