"Oh hey thanks for fluffing up the...... Wait what are you doing no"
Muffled screaming
Managed to get the pillow off my face
In half-life scientists voice "stop"
Muffled screaming again
Gets it off the my face again
In a half-life scientist voice "what are you doing"
Muffle screaming continues for another 30 minutes
"Can we please talk about this"
Muffled screaming
"Is this because I look up rule 34 of your sister"
Muffled screaming
"Is this because I accidentally stumbled upon rule 34 of your son"
Muffled screaming
"Is this because I bought a body pillow of Lucina and not you"
Muffled screaming
"Somebody help me"