When you're debating whether to be in the marching band....

Cons
1) I'm too shy.
2) I'm too clumsy.
3) I can't march/roll step
4) I mess up too much.

Pros
1) I LOVE music!!
2) MCR has a song about the marching band---Welcome to the Black Parade.
3) Patrick was in it!

Me: It must be my calling. These pros are a sign.

Me: **phone starts playing MCR** A DOUBLE SIGN!

Me: **Sees trumpet on Facebook** A TRIPLE SIGN!

Me: **Hears door squeak** I swear if that's FOB I'll---

Voice outside door: We'll come back later----

Me: NOOO!!

(Yeah, what if this really happened? **closes eyes waiting for the door to open.

Me: **door squeaks** **Jumps up running to door** Patrick!?

Mom: No, who's Patrick? **taps foot** )

(Uh--oh....)