Me: **randomly says** Mrs. Jackson, are you nasty?

Friend: Mrs. Jackson?

Me: Mrs. Jackson, are you a handsome woman?

Friend: **looks confused** But I'm--

Me: closing the goddamn door?

Friend: But--

Me: **claps** All sinners must stand up and sing hallelujah?

Friend: No--

Me: one has seen it's presence? And where does it go?

Friend: **confused** Are you---

Me: More than I bargained for yet?

Friend: Why would i--

Me: Panic At The Disco? Idk. Why DO people panic at the disco?

Friend: Maybe--

Me: I love the way you hurt me, BABY!

Friend: **smiles** Okay, let's play that game... **smirks**

Me:.....WHAT??

Friend: **turns on 1D**

Me: **dies before I could run away**

Friend: If only we liked the same bands...

Me: **dead but nods**

(Sorry I made 1D fans REALLY mad, but...I don't like them. I just feel like this is my 1D friends and me. We HATE each other's fav bands, and yet, we're still Besties; I don't see how. Lol. They know I love them. 😄 )

(Anyway, sorry this was TERRIBLE!!)