Since I guess I owe you Warriors something, here's a little parody I made...

Parody of Radioactive

I'm waking up, at twelve am

I'm really bored so I must defend

My army, in this fanfic

I see my friend, what's up Dragon

Its really intense in DRM

Much feels, very sad

I'm writing and I cannot help to say

Fighting in this new role play

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad, This is Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad, this is Wattpad

My parents asked, why was I

Awake so early, and I almost lied

I never really, fell asleep

I'm crying, ships have died

You have no idea how much I cried

Keep reading, it's a craze

I'm writing and I cannot help to say

Fighting in this new role play

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad, this is Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad, this is Wattpad

All fandoms come, fate must decide

Which ships shall sail, which ships will die

I'm writing and I cannot help to say

Fighting in this new role play

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Welcome to Wattpad, to Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad, this is Wattpad

Ohohohoh no, ohohohoh why

This is Wattpad