Summary: Young Uhtred Uhtredson and Svetlana Sihtricsdottir are thick as thieves to the surprise of many. They never fail to amuse others with their wit and despite their differences, they managed to form a strong bond. Though a purely platonic one. Young Uhtred is staunch in his faith and remains for his church while Svetlana doesn't seem to care for settling down anytime soon. Their banter is reminiscent on Richard Castle and Kate Beckett in the earlier seasons of Castle. This would be set in the beginning of season 4.

The only warning I could give is that young Uhtred is perhaps a little OOC but I wanna give him a platonic girl friend that can make him less serious and bring out his more humorous personality. Cause you can't tell me that any son of Uhtred, even ones raised in a church, did not inherit their father's rizz. So, Imma make the church boy a little bit flirty, but still remain platonic besties. Cause platonic besties can flirt.

"Do I look like a thief to you?" "Yes, you steal my patience."

"Well maybe we should sleep on it-" "Svetlana Sihtricsdottir I would have never-" "Separately."

"I'm going to kill you!" "I said nothing!" "Yes well, your face did!"

"Don't gloat, okay. It's not attractive." "Are you insinuating I'm attractive?" "No. I'm insinuating that you aren't."

"There is one...wild little thing that I do like doing." "What is it?!" "Knocking men's asses during training." "See. You're being a tease already."

"Your practically my wife friend." "No I'm not your wife friend." "See, right there! Disapproving and judgmental. You're certainly my wife friend."