Idk why I wanted to do him first, I just have a lot of stuff to go with him
ON WITH THIS SHITSHOW-

Dream secretly has split personality disorder (or whatever it's called, IDK, I'M 12)
He has a pissy side
A flirtatious idiot side
And just classic Dreamy boi

Dream is closeted gay

Dream is a coffee obsessive

Dream secretly likes vodka

Dream has to hold back his flirty side from fucking Nightmare, or anyone else really... Mostly Nightmare

Dream also has to hold his pissy side from killing everything
Doesn't really work when someone ruins his coffee

This is pretty much how Dream's splits act like and Dream too, I guess-

Dream: guys, there's a bad guy, what should we do
Pissy!Dream: kill them
Dream: NO
Flirty!Dream: Fu- *stops himself* flirt with them (yeah that's totally what I was saying)
Dream: no...