Travis- Katelyn, do you love me?

Katelyn- When pigs fly, I will.

Travis- *places hand on chin* Hmm.....

Travis- *duck tapes paper wings to a pig with a cape and stands on the roof, about to drop it*

Katelyn- TRAVIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Travis- I'm just doing what you said!

Katelyn- You're drunk, Travis! Go home!

Travis- NEVEEER! *dropkicks the pig off the roof*

Pig- *explodes*

Katelyn- You're dead to me