The bed bounced as Hitori flopped down on it, clearly bored out of her brain. It was tiring as hell, waiting for her annoying roommate the Sixth Espada to finish in his damn meeting with Aizen. Hitori had, on numerous occasions, been asked why she was part of the Arrancar fighting force if she hated Aizen so much. The answer was fairly simple- as a human, she had been a peace loving, somewhat lazy girl, and though her hollow self had been angry, out of control and wild, many of her human characteristics had been retained. They were then brought out again by Aizen transforming her into an Arrancar, and Hitori found it immensely annoying that he had turned out to be one of those people that has a God complex. Not only that, but he wished to completely wipe the face of the Earth free of humans, which happened to be al of her old friends.

Not many of the Arrancars could remember any of their human lives, but Hitori could. She remembered the people that she ate, breathed and slept with, and wished she could be back there with them now. Then she'd get whacked over the skul by Grimmjow, and remember the things she liked about Las Noches.

"You still daydreaming about those damn humans, Hiri?" The man with sky blue hair looked irritated as he walked into his bedroom. Hitori smirked at the nickname he gave her (always claiming that 'Hitori' was too much of a mouthful, but the girl knew that he just liked calling her it) and rested her chin on her palm from where she laid on his bed. "And get off my God damn bed!"

"So what if I am? And no." she retorted in a challenging tone, "Ain't jack shit you can do about it."

"I'm the Sexta Espada. You really think I couldn't get a lowly Arrancar like you off my bed?" he said, rising to her challenge, a smirk on his face. She rose her eyebrows.

"You only refer to yourself in the Spanish form 'cause it sounds like Sex." Hitori pointed out, something that she had often wondered but never really voiced. It made sense- a big headed guy like Grimmjow definitely thought himself sexy.

"That's because I am sexy, woman!" he replied, that same obnoxious grin on his face. Hitori rolled onto her back, arms behind her head. She looked up at him with her permanently sorrowful blue eyes, a smirk on her face.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, Grimmy." she said, knowing that the man hated to be called that. A vein pulsed at his temple.

"Don't call me that!" he exclaimed, then grinned fiendishly. "And if you won't move, I'll just have to get in there with you." the girl just shrugged, discreetly turning her head to hide her blush as Grimmjow kicked back and more or less body slammed into the bed. The force of it almost threw her off, and would have done- if it weren't for the arms that wrapped securely around her waist, pulling her back in. "You aren't escaping that easily."

After a moment's silence, the female arrancar got over her embarassment and spoke up, "I still say you're obnoxious to keep introducing yourself as sexy."

"I am sexy though." Grimmjow replied, a trace of defiance in his otherwise smug tone. "Although, technically I am introducing myself as the Sexta Espada, not the Sexy Espada."

"You only use that word 'cause it points out how sexy you are!" Hitori argued, then froze as she heard the cogs turning in the Sixth's head, and realised just how her words could be interpreted.

"Hiri, is that a confession I hear?" he asked wickedly, clamping his arms down on her when she tried to turn her head away. He nuzzled her reddening neck. "You look so delicious when you blush."

"You're a pervert!" she spat back as she struggled in his grip. When she realised that he wasn't letting go, she came up with. plan of her own in the war of sniping comments. "And anyway, don't change the subject! I think that load of people are sexy," this time it was Grimmjow's turn to freeze, and Hitori's turn to smirk, "Kurosaki-san, Urahara-san, Byakuya-san..." the woman paused, gaging the Espada's reaction, "Ulquiorra-kun is sexy as hell, and yet he doesn't go around implicitly bragging about it in his introductions!"

"Ulquiorra?!" Grimmjow fumed, "How the hell can you think that that emotionless bastard is sexy?! I'm gonna kill him!"

"Calm down, Grimmy, it's only figuratively.." Hitori said with a grin, satisfied that she had annoyed her roommate enough for one night. "And anyway, you shouldn't be jealous, it is you that I share a bed with pretty much every night."

"I. Am. Not. Jealous." the blue haired man said through gritted teeth. He calmed himself, focusing on the feel of the red haired girl beside him, "Speaking of which, what were you doing in here, anyway?"

"Waiting to annoy you, of course." the female Arrancar said, in a tone that suggested that it was obvious.

"Y'know, if you sit on the bed all the time, people will get urges." the Sexta Espada said with a grin. "And those people aren't very good at controlling themselves."

Hitori rested her head on his chest as his arms found their way to her waist. "Pervert."

-moments ago-

"Ulquiorra-kun is sexy as hell, and yet he doesn't go around implicitly bragging about it in his introductions!"

The black haired Espada's step faltered at the sound of his name, and he paused, staring at the door to the sixth Espada's room, then continuing on his way.

"Women..."

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Couldn't you guys just totally see this? It came to my attention that, in the manga (I don't know if it's like this in the anime, I'm not that far yet) Grimmjow always announces himself as the 'Sexta Espada' (because Sexta means Sixth in spanish) whereas all the others use the English term. I came to the conclusion that it was because Grimmjow is sexy as Hell and just likes to point it out. From that, this oneshot was born.

Sorry to all you guys who still have oneshots on the waiting list (from yonks ago- great Norfolk word there, 'yonks'), I'll get to them when I can. This just popped into my head and wouldn't go away, so I wrote it. Hope you liked! Comment and vote!