Questions and Answers- Naruto Uzumaki oneshot

"Sakura-chan?"

The pink haired kunoichi turned to face the person that had called, a frown on her face. "What do you want, Naruto?"

"Where do babies come from, 'ttebayo?" this question merely earned the sixteen-year-old blonde a hard right hook to the face.

"DON'T ASK A LADY SUCH RUDE QUESTIONS FOR NO REASON, ERO-BAKA!!" Sakura screamed angrily, forehead throbbing with rage-veins. Naruto groaned against the tiles he had faceplanted on, then picked himself up and walked out of the hospital room, muttering about overreactions.

For you see, our poor Naruto had landed himself in hospital with a broken leg and damaged Akilles' tendon, meaning he could not leave. He was now permitted to walk around the hospital, providing he was back in his room in time for his meds. He had accidentally stumbled into the birthing ward and seen the rows of pink wriggly things in beds (later identified as babies, much to the blonde's astonishment) and now his curiosity had grown. And since Sakura-chan refused to tell him, he would find someone else.

"Hinata!" Hinata had been on the squad with him for the mission, and had also gotten hurt, much worse than he- much to his pleasure. Though it was always a terrible thing when someone got injured, Naruto couldn't help but be relieved that he didn't come out the worst.

"Y-yes, Naruto-kun?" Hinata stammered from her bed. Rather than pausing to become puzzled over why the Hyuuga always blushed at his presence, Naruto asked her the question that was on his mind.

"Where do babies come from?"

Hinata's face immediately flushed red, "U-um, N-Naruto-kun! W-why do y-you ask?!"

"I thought maybe you could tell me, Hinata, 'ttebayo." the blonde muttered, "But everyone keeps freaking out when I ask."

He turned and walked away, irritated. He glanced at the clock and groaned. "Bah! This is hopeless, 'ttebayo!"

He started back to his room, knowing that Rini-chan would kill him if he was late for his medicine again.

"What's hopeless, Naruto-kun?" speaking of.

"These people!" he exclaimed, scowling away from the ravenette as she exited her brother's room, pulling the door closed. Her Sasuke-otouto would not be happy if she left the door open. Naruto continued to rant at his girlfriend, "Everytime I ask them a question, they freak out and don't answer, dattebayo!"

"Well, what do you want to know?" she asked, and the blonde eyed her suspiciously- the Uchiha female could be very violent at times, just as her brother was if he thought someone was hitting on his onee-chan.

"You won't beat me up too, will you?" the Uzumaki asked slowly, and Mikorine's expression grew dark.

"That depends on the question." she then broke off, laughing. "I'm kidding! Shoot!"

Naruto eyed her a moment more, before deciding to just come out with it, "Where do babies come from?"

The girl immediately covered her mout with her hand to stifle a giggle, and Naruto scowled at her, "What's so funny, 'ttebayo?!"

"How do you not know where babies come from?!" Mikorine laughed, and Naruto's cheeks flushed slightly. He folded his arms, pouting.

"No one ever told me, okay? When I asked Ero-sennin, he just went off on one, telling me that I should be careful not to let that happen and then some really weird stuff about 'always using protection'!" Naruto ranted, and his girlfriend just crossed her arms over her stomach and beat down the laughter. A strange expression grew on the seventeen year old's face as an idea occured to her. She leaned in and whispered something in the ear of the surprised Uzumaki, before pushing him inside his room, following and kicking the door shut behind them. The click of a lock was heard, and then the lesson began.

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Hehe~

This oneshot makes Mikorine seem like a hoe. She's really not ;D

Lol, this oneshot just came to me while I was in the bath (IDK I'M RANDOM OK) and I was like 'OMG that's SO FUNNEH' so I wrote it and here it is! Plus, I don't think Naruto gets enough love. And I'm kind of tired of requests, I wanted to write something of my own for a change. Sorry to you guys who still have requests pending. I will get to them eventually! :3

Baii! XD