Let me tell you all a story
About two wizards named Amber SwiftDreamer and Chris AngleWielder
They are two lovebirds in Wizard City
Chibi ships them both
Maybe they'll be betrothed?
I don't know, but I am a fangirling mess

That was the WORST parody of "I'm An Albatraoz" that you could think of ever, Chibi!

Oh, shut up! At least it tells the peeps what this is about!

That this is just about your horrible parodies that you think are clever, but in reality it just sucks?

Why are you the way you are?!

Well I'm also you so......

Baka...

I know you are, but what am I? And is this really what "the peeps" came here for? I thought they came here for storytime, not to hear your horrible parodies!

That's where I was going before you rudely interrupted!

*looks at readers* Be glad I did. You're welcome.

I heard that!

Glad to know you aren't deaf! Now get to the story! You are scaring them away!

*rolls eyes*

YOU KNOW WHAT?! *tackles*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

~15 minutes later~

Amber: hello everyone! I am Amber SwiftDreamer. I was called here because I was told the original storytellers just couldn't make it. Plus I think they thought it would be cool if somebody from the story you are about to hear told it. So why not?!

*scene changes into the inside of Amber's Polarian Shipwreck*

Amber: *casts magic onto wall and begins to tell the story*

So let me give you a little background on how I met this wizard- I went to a house party one night with a new friend I had made. Of course my best friend at the time went there too 'cause we did everything together. Leveling up, gossiping, pvping, you name it! Crushing was a MAJOR thing 'cause we became part of the teen world and you're not a teen until you start crushing! *chuckles a bit*

Anyway, when I teleported to him that's where I met even more (guy) friends! It was cute wizard overload! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Of course my best friend started conversating with them while I just sat there in my lonely corner wishing I could talk with them as well, but somebody here has got a major case of social anxiety. Luckily they were nice enough to accept my friend requests.

Fast forwarding a bit to when everybody still in that house played TAG. Em- I mean my old friend started to hang out more with the guy I didn't know I would start to get a crush on instead of playing the game. Sucks for her 'cause I kept tagging her whenever I was 'it'! Haha! She even told me to stop tagging her because she wanted to spend time with "her crush". Boi, you think I'm gonna listen?! Heck no! I like bothering you like this 'cause I find it funny! Plus he's mine!

After she ran away when she was 'it' guess who got to spend time with the guy?! That's right! This girl! Woo!

So anyway, weeks have gone by and the guy (his name was Chris RedBlade) seemed to be an on and off player. Like one day you see him and then the next few weeks you don't! It just so happened that I caught him on a rare day that he was actually on!

We just whispered the casual "Hi, how are ya"s to each other THEN that's when it happened... Chris had ported to me and asked "Will you go out with me?". We rarely talk, battle, hang out and he asks me to be his?! Can you guess what my response was? It was "yes!" I said it as if he just proposed to me. So yeah, we became a couple and I can't remember if my old best friend knew about it. *shrugs*

Now finally onto the long awaited story! So skip to the present, but two years ago. Now keep in mind that Wizard101 started to slowly update. Anywho, I happened to be in a pvp battle 'cause I was a sucker for those when I happened to notice that a certain someone was back online after all of these years!

I had to make sure my love remembered me so I said "hello" and he responds back with "hello <3". I'm here squealing in my head that he put a heart. A. HEART. In his response back to me. Oh my gosh, my heart though! AHHHHHHH! He's the sweetest guy ever! I love it!

Back to the pvp battle that I was in and you know, you cheer for your friends (or in this case your girlfriend) and you encourage them. Let me just tell you that Chris is really protective over me so when I lost he yelled at my competitor and literally challenged him to a pvp battle because of my defeat! He was all like "You and me. Let's go. I challenge you for defeating my girl."

So my competitor agreed and they actually did a pvp battle! Of course I watched 'cause I was asked to by Chris. So I watched and Chris won! I was just standing there like "HOW?!" CHRIS IS A COUPLE OF LEVELS LOWER THAN ME! AND HE WON?! YOU'RE KIDDING!

*scene is back to what is was originally before*

Amber: And that's the end of the story. You know, I wanna challenge Chris next time we're on at the same time, BUT I CAN'T! Why?! Because of some people! *looks at me glaring*

Oh don't you start with me now! I just dealt with Chibi!

Amber: But what if Chris comes back on and sees I'm not on his friends list?! He'll think I purposely did that!

That's just 'cause I don't have a computer that properly works! Once I get a new and working one I'll make sure you're back on it!

Amber: good. *looks back at the peeps* did I forget to mention that he proposed to me?! No joke. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!