Him:

Me:

Okay, I admit I was reading something that wasn't for under 16-year-old peeps. But I handle situations pretty well. And I was not about to let him ruin the rest of my freaking day. Already Tyler and Brody were being weirdos, as usual.

So dude, it you are reading this, go flip a fricking squid 🦑. 

Oh and check you message board weirdo