In this Chapter, Erza from (Fairy Tail in this Random but she has Green hair) and she is a Member of the Akatsuki.

And I'm Not Sure if I'm doing A lemon or Only a Kiss in this Random)

(It's Erza's Point Of This Random)

The morning was shining, the flowers blooming, Tobi running down the and screaming as He ran in the Hall like a fucking lunatic. A beautiful, normal morning. Where nothing was wrong in the Akatsuki. Nothing.... Nothing at all.

Or was there Something off??

I already woken up just to see the Akatsuki's kitten being chased by Hidan. My Big Brother, He was an Akatsuki too, and Kakuzu throwing a  fit about the Electric bill, Food bill and Water Bill at Pain. And Zetsu who was eating the mail man.

(Poor Mail Man) (Zetsu you Are a Bad Boy)
(Tobi's not running now)

Tobi rolling around on the lawn screaming while Deidara blew up some cars, but worst of all....

The television.

My own practical god, the only thing that saved All My fellow Akatsuki member's sorry Ass from being killed by A fucking Crazy Woman,.....Who goes by the Name Erza Haruno.

Was Now Lost to this World Forever.

Only Some little pieces survived, and a few chunks of wire. And I could only think that Deidara was the one that did it. He is the only Akatsuki? that has explosive powers, right? But it could have been Hidan My own big brother too,....or it could also be that fucking Puppet Master Sasori and if He wanted a TV Puppet!

(Sorry To All Of Your Puppet's My Man Sasori no danna)

But if it was Deidara! who loved to watch Pokemon with Me at mid-day.
Or My Big Brother Hidan who bitched about the TV all the time.
The only time he didn't was when He had The remote Himself.
As long as He could watch his show at
Midt Night.

(How To Fuck and Kill) (Show)

So I picked up the bowl I had dropped of cheerios, that I had been planning to eat while watching My morning program, and then made I way to the Akatsuki's laundry room where Hidan-nesan was trying to catch the kitten that had shit in his bed.

"Shit You Fucking little fucker!" Hidan growled.

Hidan was jabbing through sheets of bedding and Kisame's clothing with his scythe, randomly throwing around baskets and yelling. Who knew that chaos could be created by one man?

I dived into the room and grabbed the little kitten, who had stuffed itself in-between the washer and dryer and was pitifully mewling to get away from My Brother.

"HIDAN-NESAN, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING DO TO MY TELEVISION!" I Yelled up My Brother.

"I didn't do fucking shit Erza-shan!" He turned around and rested his hands on his hips, narrowing his pink eyes at His Me, His own fucking Baby Sister.

"SAY WHAT!" I Yelled?.

"I SAID, I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT AND IF I DID YOU KNOW THAT...FUCKING KAKUZU WOULD BITCH AT ME FOR IT AND It's REALLY EXPENSE, FUCKING MAKE ME PAY FOR IT. You Know, I like my hooker money, so thank you." Hidan replies just as loud as Me.

I took a moment to realize that My big Brother actually had put his cloak on.
A rare occasion which meant he either Had a date Comming up with Lucy. Or that He was going out on a mission with Kakuzu or another member of the Akatsuki soon."Oh my fucking god....your not fucking naked?" I said Frozen.

He raised a white eyebrow at me as His hands slid down to rest on sides.

"What?" Hidan said not getting what I had said.

"Your not naked?" I threw My hands over My head in a moment of hysteria, dropping the kitten which ran of to Zetzu's room,

(Poor Kitten Don't Eat IT Zetsu)

freaking out Hidan completely.
"Yeah. So fuckin' what?" Hidan replies not getting where his Baby sister was comming from.

"Your always naked Hidan-nesan." I said in a Sweet tone.

"I have a date with Lucy-Chan tho- night." Hidan replies just as Sweet.
I Thought So. He never got dressed otherwise.

"Well...Just fucking Don't have Sex this time?" I said with a smil on My face.

"ERZA-SHAN YOU ARE GONNA DIE" He growled at Me.

"You would't Kill your own Baby sister Hidan-nesan!" I said, I still had a smil on was, it was now getting big.

"ARE YOU FUCKING SURE about it," said, then He thought about it.

I tog that chance and ran off like hell, waiting for the fire I had just started to go off. So I dashed through the base like a fucking fire cracker, jumping outside a lower floor window, and tripping over Tobi which shot off a special line of curses that I had specially saved for the orange masked tard.

"Hellloooo Erza-chan!" Tobi said as he saw Me running down the hall and outside.

Tobi, He was Following after Me and as we got outside, I then brushed off My cloak, to look down at Tobi who was laying sprawled out on the grass.

"Tobi thinks that Deidara-Senpai's explosions are pretty." Tobi said.

"Do you know if Deidara exploded my television, Tobi?" I smiled sweetly.

"Nooo! Deidara just exploded Sasori's New Pink CAR. And Zetsu's Bathroom
And the microwave..And Konan's new Blue DRESSER..."

I rubbed My left cheek and just thinking as Tobi rambled on about what Deidara blew up today.

"...And then he blew up Kisame's smelly Red fishing pants and His Pet Fich, Itachi's tabel and His Bed. But not the TV! Deidara likes to watch his Art shows with Sasori ! and Pokemon with Me and You?"

I nodded My head in agreement to what Tobi said.
"Do you know who did?" Lucy asked Me as she came over to us!

"No," was all I said But Tobi.

"TOBI DUNNO... ERZA-CHAN LOOK LOOK TOBI CAN SEE LUCY-CHAN CAN ERZA-CHAN ALSO SEE HER, YOU WILL BE A GOOD GIRL IF ERZA-CHAN CAN??..... BUT LUCY-CHAN.. TOBI DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" Tobi Screams at Us....

I sighed and just walked off, leaving Tobi and lucy-chan, to blow up more crap that I didn't care about. Except if it was the television or My Bedroom. Then I didn't know Who it was?... But Tobi had already said that Deidara didn't Do it.

It was time to consult Kakuzu about buying a new television, it seemed.

"LUCY-CHAN COME ON!" I yelled back at them.

"COMMING ERZA-CHAN!" She yelled back to Me as I Hear her comming up to Me.

Slowly, and angrily Me and Lucy made Oure way up the stairs, the anger was building deep down inside of Me so that ALL I want to DO is Kill, as I ran into Pain on the stairs.

"Pain Are here and Do You Know What Happened To The Television, Pain?" I asked softly, sure that he wouldn't possibly know what it's fate had been. He was the Leader, not a television bitch.

"Yeah. I smashed it with my Black hammer." Kakuzu grunted.

"WHY!?" Me and Sakura snapped.

"Kisame ordered the finding Nemo and was jacking off to do it and hid the remote."

Me and Sakura just looked at him blankly for about 27 seconds and then we decided that we would Kill his Big ass. Hell the thought that he was the Leader, he could go to fucking hell.

"Then Buy me a new television!" I Yelled in his face. Lucy was besidde Me with a killing Look.

My hands gripped into his orange hair, and I slammed his head down on My knee, then knocking him over.

"It-t's..t-to..expen-s-iv-" he Growled to us.

Wrong answer, and now it was Luvy's turn, She whammed her fist into his face, and snatched his wallet, before walking back down the stairs I came down with Her, with a bit of attitude in her step. It was sort of sad, if you thought about it, considering that thousands of people had tried and couldn't even put a mark on Pain. She had broken his nose in about two minutes. But this just proved the fact that you shouldn't fuck with two woman's soaps.

"C'mon Kakuzu. I need you to talk the Best Buy guys into lowering the price." She said, a little too cheerily to the old man. Desperate House Wives was on at eight, and she just needed to know what happened to Ben and his new hot sexy Girlfriend.

"No way Erza and Lucy, Erza make your Brother do it or Lucy make Hidan Your Boyfriend do it," Kakuzu said with a smirk on his face, as he looks at two 21 years Old Woman's who sat on his bed.

"I can't Ask him He got a date with
Lucy-Chan to night," I hisset out.

"Not My problem is It, and if that was All. you two may Leve me Now," Kakuzu said still with a smirk on.

"Fuck It....wait A fucking minut Itachi, Konan and Zetsu where are they Kakuzu?" I asked him.

"Hmm Itachi said something about Fucking Konan and then Zetsu I don't know you don't think it was a Plant?" He said and shrugged.

"No....Well...Yea I do so what," I said getting Angry.

........
"Let's Just Say that the next Day the Akatsuki asked Lucy to Join because Somehow Kakuzu was Killed over the Night.