IN THIS ONE IS SAKURA FROM KONOHA AND LUCY FROM FAIRY TAIL, AKATSUKI MEMBERS.

(SASORI, ZETZU AND KONAN WILL NOT BE IN IT)

Akatsuki members grumbled and sighed and complained as they stood tiredly in the room that had the giant freaky hands in them.

The leader had called them in for a meeting.

At 5:30 in the morning.

(With Hidan/Kakuzu)

"Fucking shit why so early I don't want to get up," Hidan complent.

"Get up Hidan, if you don't want Water," Kakuzu growled at his partner As he stod up from his bed.

"Fucking fine Kakuzu," Hidan growled back to His partner as he to got out of bed.

(With Kisame/Itachi)

"Why did he call us this early Itachi?" Kisame asked, putting a hand over his mouth to stifle a yawn.

"Hn," was all Itachi said as he got up.

(With Sakura/Deidara)

"It must be pretty imporant," Sakura mumbled tiredly, her eyes drooping. Since it was in a cat's nature to sleep daily, 5:30 was waaaay to early for Sakura.

Hell even at 11:00 in the afternoon was too early.

"It better be Good, un," Deidara grumbled. He was pretty grumpy in the morning. Ecspecially since he didn't get a chance to comb his hair. His blonde locks were all over the place in a big messy pile. His remaining hand was always somehow chewing on his hair while he was sleeping...

(With Lucy/Tobi)

The Good Boy and Good Girl of the Akatsuki was up the Second they Heard it, they ran around in the bedroom After there Clothes.

(At The Meeting)

The Akatsuki members turned to see their Leader standing in front of them. He was...

...smiling.

(Crap)

Kakazu and Kisame swallowed hard.

"Are we in trouble or something?" the masked man asked nervously. (Kakuzu)

"No!" Leader answered, waving his hands about. "I just wanted to announce something!"

All The members waited.

"Well get the Fuck on with It!" Hidan growled at there Leader.

"Shit up Hidan and We're going on a field trip!" Pain growled.

The members gawked.
Itachi just said a Hn

Well, except for Lucy and Tobi.

"Oh Yeah!" they both cried in unsion, smiling brightly (well, they were under the impression that Tobi was smiling)

"And Where will we be going?" Sasori asked excitedly.

"To the Zoo in Yugakure." There Leader said stil with that Smil on his face.

More cheers were heard from Lucy and Tobi. But the others were remaining silent.

"OY LEADER-BITCH WE CAN'T FUCKING GO TO THAT PLACE OF SHIT!" Hidan Said/Growled right up in Pain's face.

Pain just looks at Him saying Nothing so Deidara gav it a Go.
"Leader-sama, why are we going to a Zoo yeah? Are any of the hosts of the junchuriiki there un?" Deidara asked, twiddling with his fingers.

"No, I just feel like you all need a break," Leader replied, still smiling brightly.

"WHAT!" All the members Yelled
Exept Lucy and Tobi.

He had to be drunk or something....

Lucy and Tobi rushed into the carrige. They had bunches of sugar running through their blood!

And the rest followed after, letting their feet drag across the ground. They all plopped down into the carrige, followed by Leader.

"C'mon, nii-san!" Lucy cried, tugging at the Uchiha's sleeve. "Lighten up! This'll be fun!" Itachi looked down at his baby Sister Usually, he would've used Magenkyo Sharingan on anyone that did that to him, but...secretly...he didn't care for this was his Sister, So he just nodded and looked away from his baby Sister, and Kisame snorted.

"Oh, this'll be so boring!" he muttered soft enough so Leader wouldn't be able to hear him.

"Oh shut up fishface You do know that CATS like to eat fish.." Lucy Growled looking like the Crazy Wonan she was at Kisame.

"Ohh Shit!" Kisame said walking faster than before.

There was pretty much silence after that.

"We're here!" Leader announced, jumping out of the carrige. Lucy and Tobi continued to cheer. The rest continued to mope.

Leader turned to his organisation Again. "So, you guys can all split up. We'll meet back here at five o'clock."

"OK!" Tobi said as Leader turned and left. Sakura turned around to face the others.

"Where do you guys wanna go first?" No one answer- Sakura asked

"TO THAT SEA PLACE IN THE ZOO." Kisame Yelld.

"Why there First Kisame? Yeah," Deidara asked Him.

"Well because I LOVE THE SEA THAT'S WHY Deidara," Kisame said/Growled.

They blinked at Kisame and craned her head to see where the shark nin was pointing at. "OK."

So...off to Seaworld!

Kisame stared at the shark. The shark stared right back at Kisame.

"They're so mean! Keeping all these poor sharks all locked up inside there, it's just so rude! I mean, they should be free-" Kisame Growled looking at the Sharks sadly.

The rest of the team fell asleep as Kisame continued his 24-minute long speech. Well, only Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Sakura, Lucy and Tobi were left. Kakazu and Deidara fled before they fell asleep from boredom.

"I know!" Kisame suddenly shouted, waking up the others. He reached back for his sword and drew it. "I shall free them!"

Hidan and Lucy growled as they immediately knew what he was going to do. "Oh, wait NO fishface!"

But it was all too late.

Kisame swung his massive sword at the glass, breaking it instantly.

"What's going o-blurrrrrrgh!" Tobi didn't get to finish his sentence. Water splashed over him and swept him away. Lucy inwardly growled at Kisame. 'He's so STUPID!' She stopped before she thought off a horrible f word when Itachi grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up to surface. They watched as Kisame rode one of the sharks out of Seaworld, the other sharks following after.

"START THE REBELLION! WOOO!"
Kisame Yelld.

Lucy managed to growl outwardly. "God he's stupid."

"That You are Fucking right about Bitch," Hidan said with a big glint in his eyes.

Itachi couldn't help but agree.
BUT WAIT DID HIDAN JUST CALL HIS BABY SISTER A BITCH HIDAN IS DEAD NOW.

Kisame got kicked out of the zoo. Somehow, the sharks managed to get to the beach that was near the zoo and into the ocean. Lucy, Hidan and Itachi managed to find Tobi- he got washed up into the monkey's cage.

"They all agree that it was the Place. Where he Belong in.

"Hey hey Guys Tobi got some Now Frinds," Tobi Yelld from the top of a Tree.

"Hn get down Tobi, and let's Go,"
Itachi said.

"B-But Itachi-senpai Tobi wants to Stay here," Tobi said.

"No No now get Down From there TOBI!" Itachi said.

He was hanging off a tree. Then they found Hidan lying near Seaworld, soaked. He said that Jashin was trying to smit him with a flood because he didn't kill enough people in time. He wouldn't believe the real truth.

Deciding to skip the Rest of seaworld. they decided to go to the reptile exibhit. None of the people in their group would try to free this guys.
.But..Well...Hidan...?

"Why can't I use any of these aninals as a fucking sacifice?" he asked for the tenth time. Kakuzu hissed and turned towards him.

"Because, you'll be kicked out too!" the cat nin growled, poking him in the chest. Kakazu had suddenly appeared a few minutters ago.

"Let him then." Itachi said as he came up to them with Lucy.

Hidan glowered at him. "Ha ha, very funny." Then, as the group admired some giant snakes, Hidan slipped out of their sight, in search of sacrafices. He snook into one of the cages, where a bunch of frogs were. The immortal held up his pike and pushed it threatenly against a frog's throat.

"Prepare to die. You should be thankful though, you will become a sacrafice to Jashin," Hidan muttered before pushing it furthur....

"Put down the pike, NOW!" Kakuzu grunted.

He cringed. Busted. Hidan turned to see Lucy glowering at him. She was pointing an accussing clawed finger at him. "Don't kill any of these animals! We'll get into trouble again, and Leader-sama might cut your head off! Again."

"And I won't sew it back on," Kakazu mumbled.

Without warning, Hidan slashed at the frog. It's head rolled through the patch of other frogs. The frogs stared at it. Tobi gasped and flew to his knees, grabbing the poor frog's head, and started to weep.

"Nooo! He was so Cute and young! Kakazu-san, can you sew it back on?" Tobi asked, looking up at the greedy man.

"No." Kakuzu Grunted.

"C'mon already!" Lucy snapped, pushing Hidan out of the cage. Tobi, Kakazu, Kisame and Itachi followed after, thinking about all the madness that would've happened if they hadn't appeared.

"Hey, hey, look Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto yelled, suddenly stopping at a cage.

"What are w-we stopping for N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, looking very shy. Naruto pointed at the cage.

Hinata fainted at the sight of the severed frog head.

Meanwhile, back at the lair...

Zetsu yawned rather loudly as he got out of bed. The grass nin got up to go to the kitchen. Usually Tobi would've made breakfast by now...

Zetsu walked into the kitchen, where no good smell met his nose. His white side frowned as he dark side scowled.

"Where is everybody?" his white said asked, as Zetsu walked into the living room, expecting to see Kisame and Itachi watching T.V.

No one was in there.

But there was a note lying on the cofee table.

Zetsu picked it up, and his black side read it.

"Going to the Zoo. Will be back around 6:30. Love, Leader-sama."

Zetsu stared at the note.

"THEY FUCKING LEFT WITHOUT US DAMNIT!" Zetsu's Black /White Side Yelld Thoghter. Pissed off.

Lucy had to bite her lip and chew on it profoundly to stop herself from laughing outloud.

The baboons had gotten hold of Hidan.

After the frogs, Hidan tried to run off to find another bunch of animals to kill. He wanted to get the baboons. but, Lucy had gotten his pike and then pushed him into the cage, where the baboons grabbed him and dragged him off. They were poking and prodding at him. Kakazu and the Guys was laughing there Ass off.

"Get them the fucking hell off or give me my fucking pike!" Hidan yelled at Lucy. Lucy just grinned slyishly and shook her head. Hidan grimaced.

"What's going on here?" Leader-sama said from behind them.
They all turned to see Leader.

"What's he doing with those baboons?" Leader asked reluctantly. Hidan sighed and finally managed to push them off. With that, he managed to climb out of the cage.

"Anyways," Leader continued, "it's always 5:15! I was searching for you everywhere."

"Sorry Leader-sama," Itachi mumbled in apology. Leader sighed and led them off to the carrige.

As they arrived in the carrige and it took off, Kisame started to ponder about something.

"Why do I feel like we forgot something?" Lucy said.

"What The Fuck Would That Be Bitch?" Hidan growled.

"Hidan I Am gonna Kill you TWO TIMES NOW!" Itachi thought.

Deidara sniffled as he stood at the front of the gate.

"Where'd everybody go? Did they Leve with out ME?" Deidara said.

Poor Deidara. and poor Zetsu. And poor me, because this a freight load of CRAP!