The passage below is what I made a few months ago when I started Wattpad. So, DON'T JUDGE. And it's pretty weird, and incomplete.

Ok. I'm tired of writing backwards. And take note, this page is kinda LONG. So, just BEAR with it, Readin' Wattpad Uzerz. So, let me start these beginning sentences with "so". So, continue reading now. So, the historical story starts with AeBeeZDeeh's great, great, great grandfather's ex wife's biological mother's father-in-law's step daughter's biological sister's niece's friend's 2nd brother's main father's nephew's teacher's girlfriend's annulled ex-husband's instructor's favored student's pet shark's prey's other predator's friend goldfish's son's prehistorical ancestor's cannibal-hunter's talking d**khead's crush's pet ancestral origin's prodigal child's great, great, great, great, great, etc..., robo-servant's talking doll's witch owner's suspicious maiden's secret alien friend. And that alien is...
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"Alien Invader" -That name must've been thought of for a REALLY long time. That alien name is VERY unique, right, Eustachio?(He's my imaginary friend who has an imaginary friend that has an imaginary friend.) Let's call that alien "A.I." A.I is a complete d**khead. As in. I mean it. Like, he wants to build a bomb that is 66_ TRILLION times larger than the Sun.(The blank's another 6 - I placed a blank for obvious reasons.) If that's not enough, that anamorphic(I have no idea what that word means - I just placed it here randomly.) guy held an evil corporation that changed the landscape of history. A cruel organization that changed the basis of ALL education systems. Before, during the AcroWAEnian Era,(which scientists are still yet to discover) the current equation "1 + 1 = 2" was not yet created. In fact, it never was created! This equation was originally "0.1 + 1.0 = 2". The scientists and historians still don't know about this... Only me! He and his company infused a "Zaptor Arzillian Nanobots". Those were some microscopic advanced alien