HOW TO DIE BRUTALLY!
You can do any of these to people you hate. Just make sure you are ready to rot in jail!
1.) To slowly lose your wifi, together with all of your expensive gadgets, while your head is gently being cut by the person who crowded your wifi connection
2.) To freeze at EXTREME temperatures...
...while you are inside a VOLCANO (It's actually more of weird)
3.) To see that your girl/boyfriend is kissing somebody else who is actually your bestfriend, while your heart is being broken-LITERALLY
4.) Well, I have a POSITIVE way for a person to die,
To have your birthday be the same day your death day
5.) To have a REAL heart attack on charades
6.) If you stepped on a talking baby ant, then the ant bit you but you just laughed... Then the mother ant who is as large as your house crawled to you. Then you bit it, but it just laughed. Prepare for the mother's revenge!
7.) If you transform into a nail, then you saw the Giant Hammer going to pummel you. Poor nails, if they are alive they probably wanted to be a hammer
8.) When you have a disease called "HICCUPS" and die from it
9.) (This might be offensive for people who hate hearing racist jokes)To call your dog who is named "Blackie" in front of a Black person who is on drugs o_O
10.) To get kicked by a unicorn in front of your imaginary friends
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